Luke

All dogs go to heaven, and this one got in no sweat!

To a great dog that

was fine with just sitting around and watching some tv,

didn't mind being ignored sometimes,

hated the outdoors and all that is nature,

never licked,

could literally give me those puppy dog eyes that would make me scrape my food off my plate for him,

shed EVERYWHERE aka made his presence known,

hated jogging as much as I do,

knew what OUT meant (put only his paws barely over the edge, like a defiant two year old),

was a terribly big baby and not much of a guard dog,

only needed a little pet to melt his heart,

and was always there to warm my feet and listen attentively.